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Snooki Quotes & Sayings
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42 entries tagged including 4 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Snooki Topics
Water
Tanning
Excitement
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This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.
Snooki
50 Likes
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I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fu..ing jerkoff.
Snooki
26 Likes
I swear on my cat's grave.
Snooki
33 Likes
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY fu..ING SHORE! Seeya later mum!
Snooki
18 Likes
Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water and soap to come out and waving my hand for 5 minutes.
Snooki
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I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo
Snooki
54 Likes
Seriously like who pee's in a bar?
Snooki
24 Likes
Even though we're tiny bi...es I don't give a shit. I will fu..ing attack you like a squirrel monkey.
Snooki
185 Likes
I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide in a bush.
Snooki
27 Likes
Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my a.. asap!
Snooki
35 Likes
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Old people they lose their s.. life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time.
Snooki
35 Likes
I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love my body, especially the badonk.
Snooki
41 Likes
I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre gonna hand me a bottle of friggin' SoCo, something just comes over me, like I just go crazy.
Snooki
31 Likes
Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.
Snooki
64 Likes
Every time I get excited I have to poop.
Snooki
77 Likes
Excitement quotes
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I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.
Snooki
100 Likes
Tanning quotes
I got a boner.
Snooki
62 Likes
I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it.
Snooki
29 Likes
I'm a fu..ing good person!
Snooki
69 Likes
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. fu..ing whale sperm.
Snooki
134 Likes
Water quotes
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