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Will Rogers Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?
Will Rogers
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Will Rogers
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My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me. Of course, the mother I know the most about is the mother of our little group. She has been for 22 years trying to raise to maturity four children, three by birth and one by marriage. While she hasn't done a good job, the poor soul has done all that mortal human could do with the material she had to work with.
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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
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Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
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The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
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I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
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Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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