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Burp Fart Yawn Quotes & Sayings
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55% of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn.
Unknown
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Whoops, might burp in ya face
Lady Sovereign
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I burp like everyone else and I'm promiscuous.
Dusty Springfield
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Bill Watterson
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I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then.
Michelle Rodriguez
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A yawn is a silent shout.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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A yawn is more disconcerting than a contradiction.
Unknown
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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Unknown
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Never yawn in front of a lady.
Frank Sinatra
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A yawn may not be polite, but at least it is an honest opinion
Voltaire
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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
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Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
Bette Midler
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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Yeah Im a lovely babe, go ahead and plays your beg. I can make you all woman yawn, Im the best damn fool that you ever met.
Buddy Guy
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