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Burp Fart Yawn Quotes & Sayings
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
Unknown
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
Unknown
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a quip and worried to death by a frown on the right man's brow.
Ovid
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Don may yawn at the idea, which he often does, but the great thing about Don, he has confidence in me and Mike and Ed and Leslie and Steve, that we're not going go out and do stories that will put people to sleep.
Morley Safer
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
Jason Bateman
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If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A Romero
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Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
Mena Suvari
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I wish a ni... would, boy you can't out-smart me. I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me.
J Cole
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When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed.
Ashton Kutcher
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Smokers, be considerate, please. What makes you think I'd like to inhale your 2nd-hand smoke? Would you like to inhale my fart?
Unknown
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I found it interesting that as people become more technically oriented all over the world, at the same time people are becoming increasingly spiritual. The success of the Da Vinci code - even though it was a great yawn - also showed people's interest in religion.
Barbara Walters
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I miss you like a nose misses a fart.
Unknown
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