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Condoms Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Condoms" sorted by relevance. 43 matching entries found.
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'Condoms are cheaper than diapers,' you know what's cheaper than condoms? Being unattractive, score one for me!
Unknown
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Y'all ain't nothin' but cheap condoms.
Tyga
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They tried to take my swag, I got condoms in my condominium. What you know about that, I'm balling like leukemia.
2 Chainz
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Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.
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Still rocking Louis Vuitton condoms, cause I'm so fu..in in style.
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iPhone covers are like condoms; you don't want to, but you kind of have to.
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Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes.
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Condoms & Hearts...When either one breaks, shit gets ugly.
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I forgot my pills, I couldn't have cared less about condoms, all for feverishly wanting to get some!
Gloria Trevi
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Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
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Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.
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Friends are like condoms. They are always there to protect you when things get hard.
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Sorry mom. Another year older & you wonder if I'll ever settle down. Teenage years you got me condoms for birthdays. Here lies the problem.
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Condoms should change colors when they come in contact with STD'S...
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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin
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There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium and Liar.
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms.
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To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome.
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