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Suggest Revision: 'Condoms are cheaper than diapers,' you know what's cheaper than condoms? Being unattractive, score one for me!
 
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Suggest Revision: People that don't reuse water bottles and plastic bags are just as bad as the ones who don't reuse condoms.We have to save the earth people!
 
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Suggest Revision: At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
 
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Suggest Revision: I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms.
 
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Suggest Revision: If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
 
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Suggest Revision: Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
 
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Suggest Revision: HARRY POTTER CONDOMS: In case you need an invisibility cloak for your wand while entering the chamber of secrets so you don't get hogwarts.
 
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Suggest Revision: Condoms & Hearts...When either one breaks, shit gets ugly.
 
To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome.
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Suggest Revision: To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome.
 
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