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Fart Jocks Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Fart Jocks" sorted by relevance. 40 matching entries found.
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Dag y'all! I never understood, black. Why the jocks get all the fly girls and me I get the hood rats.
Skeelo
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I'm a big rock star, I got a beautiful girl, and they still call me a fag. Its' like high school never ends - the jocks are always on top.
Jonathan Davis
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I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports.
Michael Patrick Jann
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
Unknown
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
Unknown
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I think all jocks have a sensitive side. It's just, will they show it to anybody? Will they let their guard down and stop being tough and the cool jock guy around their friends, or just relax? I don't know if it's best to say opening up, but just relax and really say what you're actually thinking, and not what you think people want to hear.
Channing Tatum
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
Unknown
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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