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Funny Big Bang Quotes & Sayings
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They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?
Karl Pilkington
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Planet Lucy Press? I incorporated myself to deal with publishing and was calling myself Big Bang Incorporated, which of course has to do with the Big Bang at the beginning of creation.
Rob Walton
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Just the other day when I was out at the store. Saw a preacher hella creepin', trying to bang on a ho. That same motherfu..er used to bang on my door. Hollering 'bout donations for cause cause collections is low.
Big Krit
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You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
Unknown
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We take the violence very seriously. You have to make sure that you are telling a story as well, that it is not just bang, bang, bang. I think that fight is a prime example.
David Morrissey
2 Likes
Say Konichiwale, uchi wale, uzzi bang bang. Mami from Japan, and probably on your rang-a-lang and you ni...s won't bang-a-thing I'm wally? Wipe your gang-and-them.
Tory Lanez
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Bang, my shit bang. B-B-Bang, Bang, my shit bang. B-B-Bang.
Nicki Minaj
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But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work.
Robert Downey Jr
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A universe that came from nothing in the big bang will disappear into nothing at the big crunch. Its glorious few zillion years of existence not even a memory.
Paul Davies
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I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure. -Mr. Jones
Friday
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A universe that came from nothing in the big bang will disappear into nothing at the big crunch. Its glorious few zillion years of existence not even a memory.
Paul Davies
1 Likes
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And they wonder why we bang. Cause police do the same, that's the only rival gang.
Big KRIT
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the big bang made the foundations for the 1st atoms
Tiesto
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Bang bang! Hey, pour me a beer. No pretty drinks, I'm a guy out here.
Jessie J
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Click clack, bang bang. It's a Murda Bizness.
Iggy Azalea
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Bang bang baby shot me in the heart, in the dark, with the dart of the spark when it hit.
Shwayze
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Potty mouth, oochie wally, bang, bang then I'm out. Once upon a fu..ing time, had your bi... up in my house.
Tyga
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dangerous the burned child with the fire of life separates a hot cry bang bang.
Rammstein
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We were fortunate to be there a day or two before he big bang and then we got the heck out of town.
Scotty Moore
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The Big Bang definitely has erotic overtones.
Jules Carlysle
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