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Its about time I got out of that cookie.
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A tub and a rub will change your day.
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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
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Typed like any other fortune cookie:
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Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
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Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.
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You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
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Your favorite band sucks.
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You are unique. Just like everybody else.
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Those pants make your a.. look big.
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You'll find no life lessons in a cookie.
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If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career.
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You will soon eat a cookie.
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It's a dog-eat-dog world, and you are wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
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You will meet a cookie-maker tonight who forgets to wash his hands.
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Sorry, your fortune is in another cookie.
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The next time someone asks you if you are a god, you say 'yes'
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Tomorrow is today, just a day later.
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Sometimes you're on top, sometimes she is.
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Back door guests are best.
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