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Funny Doorman Short Quotes & Sayings
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You just a doorman, door man. Damn, I wish I had more hands.
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The doorman said, no head, no backstage pass.
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Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
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Heard she f***ed the doorman. Well thats cool I f***ed the waitress.
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Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
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Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
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