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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
Tom Sims
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first, your money or your feet.
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit...
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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