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Funny Fat Status Quotes & Sayings
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
Charlie Sheen
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.
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A fat person doesn't eat what's right but eats what's left.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Nikhil Saluja
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.
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I'm not fat. I'm just so s..y that it overflows.
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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
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My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat.
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