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Funny Fat Status Quotes & Sayings
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
Neal Barnard
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Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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Bored as a fat person without food...
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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Please don't wear skinny jeans, if you don't have any skinny genes.
Seth Rogen
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When your significant other asks if she looks fat in an outfit...simply smile grab a random dress and say "Not as fat as you look in this."
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I am not fat, I am a Nutritional Overachiever.
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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
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If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
Susan Powter
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I'm not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
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Life is like a box of chocolate's, it doesn't last long for fat people.
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Dear Lord, If you can't make me SKINNY, please make my friends FAT!
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