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Funny Police Graduation Quotes & Sayings
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I can't wait to hear your name horribly mispronounced at graduation.
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Just wanted to congratulate myself on sitting through your graduation ceremony.
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Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook.
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It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised I'd become an actor.
James D'arcy
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben
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Graduation is when your summers of unpaid internships finally earn you a full-time unpaid internship.
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
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MY GRADUATION SPEECH: 'I hate all you f*ckers, I'm out.'
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie Barker
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
Kayla Knight
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People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often... "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
Bill Cosby
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste....
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Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
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Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference.
Arie Pencovici
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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With Graduation now, comes a bigger challenge in life. May you face every challenge with your sincere efforts as you have always done before. Congratulations on Graduation. God bless you!
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The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
Robert Peel
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