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Funny Status About A Friend Quotes & Sayings
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A Friend Like You. A friend like you is like no other friend. A friend like you is a friend I don't regret meeting. A friend like you is like a friend I cant scream at or fight with. A friend like you is like having no worries in my life. A friend like you is a friend that I don't want to lose. A friend like you is like being in comfort all day. A friend like you is a friend I always wanted. A friend like you is awesomely, awesome. A friend like you is random and funny. A friend like you is a friend that I love to death and I will never let go. A friend like you is a friend I can tell all my secrets to. A friend like you... A friend like you is like the little sister I've always wanted. A friend that I can go to to tell them whats wrong. A friend like you is like having no dark days because you brighten them up. A friend like you is a friend that opens up my eyes and helps me avoid bad things. A friend like you is a type of friend that laughs at dumb things I say or do. A friend like you is a friend I am proud to call my best friend...
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You didn't want to be my friend in elementary school. You didn't want to be my friend in junior high school. And you certainly weren't my friend in high school. Why on Earth do you want to be my Facebook friend today?
William E Lewis Jr
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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A friend has to asks you whats wrong, a good friend has a shoulder for you to cry on, but a best-friend knows where to bury the bodies.
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Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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Friends are like bum cheeks, shit comes between them but they always stick together.
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Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it...
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A friend will calm you down when your angry. A best friend will skip beside you singing 'someone's going to get it.'
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Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money?! This number is no longer in service...
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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If you're crying a friend will ask you whats wrong a Best friend will go grab a shovel and bury the guy who upset you see the difference?
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If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
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Apparently, the answer 'I know.' is not a good answer when your friend tells you how awesome his girlfriend is in bed.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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