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God Often Gives Nuts To Toothless People Quotes & Sayings
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God often gives nuts to toothless people.
Matt Groening
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In most conventional novels, God is not allowed to be nuts. Nor are nuts allowed to be God.
John Sladek
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
Anonymous
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God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts..
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The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
P J O'Rourke
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I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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These psychotic ni...z envy me, and wanna be nuts.but I bust nuts, like my genitals s..ually.
Papoose
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His nuts is shot...Dude, check your nuts.
Big Black
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I look into you toothless I tell you know whats your past. To try it, it would be stupid, your choice of technique is foolish.
Kid Cudi
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ho.. on my d..k cuz I payed for the butt-cheeks, girls on my nuts look I look like whole wheat, baby nuts brandon came with the gloc 10.
Lil B
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God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
Franz Kafka
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Young Based God & my nuts look like raisins.
Lil B
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If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there.
Tom Peters
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God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.
Mike Royko
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'
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I have a really, really, really normal family. And by normal I mean we're all nuts on some level. I think you've gotta be a little nuts to pursue any kind of creative job. I was also a really good kid. I know that sounds really dull, but I didn't rebel in the traditional sense.
Anna Paquin
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People will hurt you, God will heal you. People will humiliate you, God will magnify you. People will judge you you, God will justify you. People will hate you, God will love you.
Unknown
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Girls on my d..k cuz I look like a baby goon, milk on my nuts cuz the girls look hungry, Young BasedGod got girls in cages, suck my nuts ho.
Lil B
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You just don't care about what people think. But it's hard to do because people tell you what they think all the time. It's sort of nuts. We actors, we're a fragile bunch, and yet we need to be strong because 90% of our lives is rejection. You have to figure out what really is important.
Sandra Oh
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Because a lot of straight people think I'm nuts.
Pia Zadora
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