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Herpes From Forgetting Sarah Mars Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, she's a maverick! And I'm going to say this, and please don't take it the way it sounds. But, Sarah Palin to the GOP, this is what I've got to say: She is very much like herpes - she's not going away. Okay? That's it.
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I wanna see how many guys I can bang without contracting herpes. Oh wait, I have herpes so jokes on everybody else.
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Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse me, but I have a little dignity. -Sarah Marshall
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fu..ed the housekeeper the other day.
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Oh ok, I'll just go fu.. myself then. -Matthew
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Off to find the mythical clitoris! -Darald
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name... Peepyopee! -Surfing Instructor
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You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now. Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No! -Darald
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you.' -Peter Bretter
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me. -Aldous Snow
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system! -Darald
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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I can't forget about you, because forgetting about you means forgetting those amazing moments we spend together, and I don't want that.
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How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody. -Aldous Snow
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do. -Peter Bretter
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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