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Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
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Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look I'm reminded of her, okay? Like, she got me this, okay because I would always leave my cereal boxes open, and the cereal would get stale, and so one day I came home, and she had this waiting for me, because it keeps my cereal fresh. And now I have the freshest cereal.
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Mixer: Let's go with the usual stuff, something dark and ominous. Like losing your penis is a bad thing. Peter Bretter: [sarcastically] Oh, you want dark and ominous.
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Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please? Female Bartender: You're still working on that one. Peter Bretter: It's an anticipatory order.
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Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fu..ing terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don't do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It's so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway. -Peter Bretter
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I had a girlfriend, right? And Liam and Noel Gallagher both had it off with her, right in front of me, so that's similar. And that was a bit awkward, actually, so if you do wanna change hotels, I quite understand. -Aldous Snow
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How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody. -Aldous Snow
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Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fu..ed the housekeeper the other day.
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I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name... Peepyopee! -Surfing Instructor
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Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in!
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Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher. -Aldous Snow
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I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me. -Aldous Snow
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Off to find the mythical clitoris! -Darald
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You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you.' -Peter Bretter
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Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system! -Darald
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He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets! -Dwayne the Bartender
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You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald
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Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bi...
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Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack.
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Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse me, but I have a little dignity. -Sarah Marshall
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Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do. -Peter Bretter
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