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Ketchup Stinks Quotes & Sayings
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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Wanda Sykes
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I can see the McDonalds right there. Wait, hold on, I didn't say fries! I'm seeing you talk and all I'm seeing is me being pissed I didn't get fries. And you have to remind them about ketchup because they never include ketchup, you have to ask for it. Cheapskates.
Jennifer Lawrence
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When they call me nutsy� that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup� I think it's going to rain.
Daffy Duck
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You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
Adlai E Stevenson
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries.
Mario Lemieux
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
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You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I hate people that think they are better than everyone. Your shit stinks too.
Unknown
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Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.
Sylvia Plath
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I think today's music absolutely stinks. I really do mean that.
Frankie Avalon
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Life stinks, but that doesn't mean you don't enjoy it.
Dustin Hoffman
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See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy.
H Rap Brown
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No matter where I've been overseas, the food stinks, except in Italy.
Carmen Electra
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Because hypocrisy stinks in the nostrils one is likely to rate it as a more powerful agent for destruction than it is.
Rebecca West
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he could give a fu.. less what a bi... thinks. He tell her that her butt stinks.
Insane Clown Posse
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Dont like sittin the pen it stinks, but in brooklyn we sit in the pens like ink.
Papoose
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Take you on the ave and you buy me links. Now I wanna pound the Putang until it stinks.
A Tribe Called Quest
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Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it.
Jonathan Carroll
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See I'm eatin white tee mustard ketchup stains. Pardon me that's just my chain. Got canaries all over the front and the rubbies got the virgin looking like it's dat time of the month.
Stack Bundles
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