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Suggest Revision: Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.
 
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Suggest Revision: We didnt make love, we celebrated its invention. Confetti on the mattress I used to have those images. Tonight I came home they were just embers in the fire. Along with my hard drive, no notes, no goodbye.
 
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Suggest Revision: I see a little snotty nosed with his sneakers on backwards sleepin' on a mattress when I go to make a sale at times I wonder, are we goin' straight to Hell or does God realize we're tryin' to make it as well?
 
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Suggest Revision: I've had several in my life. In High School there were two teachers who really paved the way for me and encouraged me to stick with theater. Their names were David Green and Ralph Opacic. As of late, I've been fortunate enough to have mentors in the shows I've done. Dick Latessa, from Hairspray, was and is still a great mentor to me. And while working on the film Once Upon a Mattress, Denis O'Hare was there to offer invaluable advice to me. I think the greatest thing about these mentors is that they wouldn't call themselves mentors. They are just amazing human beings who don't even know that they are inspiring people all around them. I feel lucky to have been in their presence.
 
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Suggest Revision: Why don't you show me a little bit of spine. You've been saving for his mattress, love.
 
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Suggest Revision: The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of mattress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
 
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Suggest Revision: My burna so hot I put a hole in my mattress.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.
 
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Suggest Revision: The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with before joining the 'Experience and it was put together as a song writing situation.
 
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