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I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fu.. would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fu..in' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bi...: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
Mitch Hedberg
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
Erma Bombeck
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments.
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How would you feel if I used your child support payments for plastic surgery? -Susan
Desperate Housewives
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The payments which have been made into the Treasury show the very productive state of the public revenue.
James Monroe
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.
Jay Leno
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My father was unemployed and I was the eldest of seven children. We were very poor. And when you ask how did we support ourselves, the only funding that we had was unemployment payments.
John Hume
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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Every cheap hood strikes a bargain with the world, and ends up making payments on a sofa or a girl.
The Clash
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.
Susan Faludi
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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Don't forget what I discovered that over ninety percent of all national deficits from 1921 to 1939 were caused by payments for past, present, and future wars.
Franklin D Roosevelt
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The streets and alleys of the ward were notoriously filthy, and the contractors habitually neglected them, not failing, however, to draw their regular payments from the city treasury.
Ray Stannard Baker
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The question is not really about a shift to the economic cone where officers are writing about the balance of payments and the need for economic stabilization.
Lawrence Eagleburger
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What our Republican friends are doing, if we look at what they do and not what they say, they have decided that the most important thing in this country is to increase payments for interest on the national debt.
Tom Allen
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
Mad Magazine
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