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Roommate Bithday Quotes & Sayings
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Today is a gift of life, today it's your bithday.
Unknown
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I really hope one of my best friends is my college roommate.
Unknown
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Like a college roommate you were a crappy friend that took more than you gave.
Unknown
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My college roommate must be able to handle my random British accents.
Unknown
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He was so romantic. He always made sure that his roommate was asleep before we'd do it.
Grace
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Every roommate kept awake by every sigh and scream we make.
Three Days Grace
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
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Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
Jersey Shore
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My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So... you're black.'
Al Roker
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The fact that my college roommate & I are on the same page about our room set up and decorations.
Unknown
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Dear future college roommate, you better enjoy brownie mix.
Unknown
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One really smart way for a straight guy to get chicks without leaving home is by having a gay roommate.
Unknown
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I hope my college roommate is freaking awesome! I don't want to be stuck with some freak.
Unknown
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My college roommate is moving to Colorado now. Can someone help him pack his black-light posters?
Unknown
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Oh shit! Albright? He blogged about you. You don't want to read it. -Erica's Roommate
The Social Network
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Mitt Romney bullied his college roommate to suicide...you want this person to govern your country?
Unknown
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When I first met my college roommate, his collection of Mariah Carey music confused & frightened me.
Unknown
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Down payment on the Jaguar, your roommate got credit. 12 months on the lease, that's a come up baby don't you ever forget it.
Drake
11 Likes
If my college roommate is a slob, ima be like the girl from the movie, steal they cat n'shit..that'll teach em.
Unknown
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
Steven Wright
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