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Today we say to America, we've come here to work. We clean your toilets. We clean your hotels. We build your houses. We take care of your children. We want you to help us take care of our children as well.

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I don't clean toilets and I'm not all about breakfast, because I'm usually not up early enough.

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I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.

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In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person next door break wind. It spoils the fun.

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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.

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Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.

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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.

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We were called The toilets originally - we were flushed with success.

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Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.

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I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.

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