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Toilets Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Toilets" sorted by relevance. 18 matching entries found.
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I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.
Jack Kevorkian
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We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success.
Mike Peters
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I don't clean toilets and I'm not all about breakfast, because I'm usually not up early enough.
Tori Spelling
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Happy Holidays from the Southern Hemisphere where the toilets flush in the opposite direction!
Bryan Singer
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I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
Sandra Bullock
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I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
Sandra Bullock
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If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.
Bruce Springsteen
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I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star. Look where he is now. I just said, I'm where God put me.
Willie Aames
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Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.
Beck
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie Barker
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Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.
Beck Hansen
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
Unknown
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In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person next door break wind. It spoils the fun.
Kelly Osbourne
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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful s..ual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.
Cynthia Heimel
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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
Unknown
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Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.
Klaus Kinski
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Today we say to America, we've come here to work. We clean your toilets. We clean your hotels. We build your houses. We take care of your children. We want you to help us take care of our children as well.
Antonio Villaraigosa
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I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, Oh, my God! What havent I¦? Rwanda! I better create Rwanda! Sorry, havent quite done that¦ The Tower of Pisa! Oh, its leaning¦ Oh, shi¦ done! Toilets in French camping sites¦ there we go. English football hooligans¦ there we go, whatever that is¦ Mrs. Thatchers heart¦ there we go¦ oh, fu.. that! I know, Ill put a stone in, thatll work! There we go¦ The next week, I think, people are coming back, going, Rwanda doesnt work very well; infrastructures fu..ed.
Eddie Izzard
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