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Trainer N Atm Machineuming Quotes & Sayings
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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When ATM machines came out and people were prosecuted for robbing ATM machines, I don't think anybody thought the banks were against technology because they didn't want their ATM machines lifted.
Hilary Rosen
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I wouldnt work out at all if it wasnt for my trainer. I need that to get me going and keep me motivated. I have a tendency to pig out now and again, and having a trainer is handy the day after youve done that.
Zoe Saldana
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Congress is not an ATM.
Robert Byrd
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I'm sicker than S.A.R.S, higher than Mars & I treat my bi... like an ATM card.
Mac Dre
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Problem with being short....Not pulling up close enough to ATM, the bank line, drive up anything really.
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I'm sicker than sars, higher than Mars and I treat my bi... like an ATM card.
Mac Dre
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Oh look an ATM! Ok here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.
Bill Burr
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Consider this: I can go to Antarctica and get cash from an ATM without a glitch, but should I fall ill during my travels, a hospital there could not access my medical records or know what medications I am on.
Nathan Deal
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If time is money, then ATM stands for A Time Machine.
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As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.
Hussein Nishah
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I work out with a trainer five days a week.
Jordana Brewster
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There's something so familial and intimate between a boxer and his trainer.
Jimmy Smits
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I learned Tae Kwon Do and gymnastics and I have a trainer.
Ashley Scott
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The only two men I have time for are Barack Obama and my trainer.
Sophia Bush
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The only two men I have time for are Barack Obama and my trainer.
Sophia Bush
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I started working out with a trainer and I immediately saw results.
Taylor Dayne
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I have a treadmill, and I work out with my trainer, Julie Diamond, as often as possible. She's so positive.
Emily Deschanel
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Everybody needs feedback, and it's a heck of a lot cheaper than paying a trainer.
Doug Lowenstein
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I had a flight trainer who is one of the biggest and most famous helicopter pilots the world.
Izabella Scorupco
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