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Watermelon Punsermelon Puns Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Watermelon Punsermelon Puns" sorted by relevance. 12 matching entries found.
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For me, Fellini was like a watermelon. It is there. A watermelon cannot die.
Roberto Benigni
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love watermelon with the seeds..it's fun to spit them at people!
Carly Rae Jepsen
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
Victor Hugo
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Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Edgar Allan Poe
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
Allan Sloan
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.
John Steinbeck
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Puns are a form of humor with words.
Guillermo Cabrera Infante
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