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Watermelon Vine Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Watermelon Vine" sorted by relevance. 51 matching entries found.
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For me, Fellini was like a watermelon. It is there. A watermelon cannot die.
Roberto Benigni
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Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.
Tim Vine
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love watermelon with the seeds..it's fun to spit them at people!
Carly Rae Jepsen
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.
John Steinbeck
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Velcro: what a rip-off.
Tim Vine
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I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
Tim Vine
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I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.
Tim Vine
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I wish Vine had Tivo. Who can sit through all that?
Jimmy Kimmel
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
Tim Vine
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.
Tim Vine
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Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
Tim Vine
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Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.
Tim Vine
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The only time I ever think about making a Vine video is when I'm pooping.
Shane Dawson
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Yes, Carl Vine stuck around. He's now number one composer for choreography.
Graeme Murphy
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The vine bears three kinds of g....s: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust.
Diogenes
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So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
Tim Vine
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'
Tim Vine
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The vine bears three kinds of g....s: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust
Diogenes
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