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Albert Einstein Funny Quotes
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Theoretical physicist, philosopher and author who is widely regarded as one of the most influential and best known scientists and intellectuals of all time. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921.
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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
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Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem - in my opinion - to characterize our age.
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Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age.
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Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
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Common sense is merely the deposit of prejudice laid down in the human mind before the age of 18.
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Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
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If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.
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In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above all be a sheep oneself.
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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.
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