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Erma Bombeck Food Quotes
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11 entries tagged Food quotes by Erma Bombeck.
Last updated Apr 2024
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Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma Bombeck
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck
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Mother's words of wisdom: "Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!"
Erma Bombeck
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."
Erma Bombeck
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Kitchen wisdom: Count your blessings but count your calories too.
Erma Bombeck
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Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma Bombeck
17 Likes
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck
13 Likes
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Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.
Erma Bombeck
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Erma Bombeck
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
Erma Bombeck
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