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Fathers Day Quotes About Funny
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I put as much thought into your Father's Day gift as you put into having me.
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Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis.
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Dad, thanks for struggling with your homosexuality long enough to sire me.
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I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.
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Happy Father's Day from your little mistake...
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Dad, it's still hard to believe you're someone's father...
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to get laid off like a man.
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Dad, I'll always appreciate you sticking around after mom got fat...
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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Dad, I promise to one day give you grandchildren who annoy me as much as I annoyed you.
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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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Dad, sorry the cute things I did as a kid couldn't be shamelessly exploited on YouTube or a reality show...
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You're the greatest weekend dad ever.
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Father's Day reminds me how much I love my mother.
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Don't let the fact that Obama became president without having a father in his life make you feel unimportant this Father's Day.
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Let's make this a special Father's Day by getting together to violently root against the Miami Heat.
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Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day.
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
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Dad, you've always been like a father to me...
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to ride a bike without the use of performance-enhancing drugs.
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