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Funny Quotes About Water
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5 Funny quotes tagged with Water.
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No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
Jarod Kintz
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Unknown
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If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Unknown
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Winston Churchill
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W C Fields
127 Likes
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