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Funny Quotes About Birthday
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12 Funny quotes tagged with Birthday.
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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I'm so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized.
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All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
Ian Dury
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My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.
Jarod Kintz
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Pretending to read your birthday card after the money's fallen out...
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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
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Thanksgiving, you get food. Christmas, you get gifts. New Year's, you have drinks. Valentine's, you have sex. Birthday, you can do all of the above.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
E Joseph Cossman
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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