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There is no angry way to say 'bubbles.'
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Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
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Sex is like high school...you miss a period and you're in trouble.
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Does a prostitude file pregnancy as a work-related accident?
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
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Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
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