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P J Orourke Funny Quotes
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5 entries tagged Funny quotes by P J Orourke.
Last updated May 2024
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Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's, given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.
P J ORourke
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Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
P J ORourke
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P J ORourke
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Never fight an inanimate object.
P J ORourke
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Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
P J ORourke
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