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As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself 'the last thing you must do is forget your speech.' And sure enough, as I left the house this morning, the last thing I did was to forget my speech.
We are in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
I, on the other hand, am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the sh.. Kicked Out of Me.
I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Bean's life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to.
I think I am a creative person, but I'm slightly more kind of visionary...I prefer to guide writers, than to claim to be one of them.
I'm not really a writer, so my main problem always is finding the writing talent to write something of the caliber that you would like to do.
Marketing is what gets you noticed, and that side of it something, this side of it, if you like, doing interviews, is the side of it that I least enjoy, and yet is 50% of the project.
When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things, like appearing on chat shows in character as Mr. Bean.
People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I'll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn't the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who just happens to be a performer.
Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing on chat shows in character as Mr. Bean.
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