As A Farmer I Know That When An Animal Is Sick Sometimes The Right Thing To Do Is Put It Out Of Its Misery. With The Electricity We Are Using To Keep Meredith Alive We Could Power A Small Fan For Two Days. You Tell Me Whats Unethical. - SearchQuotes

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As a farmer I know that when an animal is sick sometimes the right thing to do is put it out of its misery. With the electricity we are using to keep Meredith alive we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me whats unethical.

Dwight Schrute

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