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Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?
After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
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