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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
It's like when people talk about driving F1 cars in the rain. I have absolutely no problem with it.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Because of my crazy work schedule, I have become something of a master at changing my clothes while driving. The men driving next to me love it.
We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus.
There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn't be driving a car if you're over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.
These songs are old friends I have entertained myself with when I'm washing the dishes, driving to the store and walking down the aisles. The ones that you sing when you're driving in the car and as a singer you always go back to them.
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