Cop Pulls Man Over For Suspicion Of Drunk Driving. Cop: Sir Have You Been Drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I Win! - SearchQuotes

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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!

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