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Even though it's wetter, and it feels much better, youll feel much cleaner, with a wrapped up wiener.
A strong reputation is like a good bonfire. When you have one kindled it's easy to keep the flame burning, even if someone comes along and tries to piss on it. But if you fall asleep and neglect it...You'll wake up with ashes.
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