I Can't Swim. I Can't Drive, Either. I Was Going To Learn To Drive But Then I Thought, Well, What If I Crash Into A Lake? - SearchQuotes

About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap

Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us

Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest

Close

Submit Quote

Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes

Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics

Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors

Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

Dylan Moran

27 Likes

27 Comments

RELATED QUOTES

So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.

18 Likes

Sponsored Links

It's like when people talk about driving F1 cars in the rain. I have absolutely no problem with it.

7 Likes

Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.

7 Likes

And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension.

6 Likes

Because of my crazy work schedule, I have become something of a master at changing my clothes while driving. The men driving next to me love it.

14 Likes

Sponsored Links

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.

5 Likes

I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn't be driving a car if you're over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.

23 Likes

These songs are old friends I have entertained myself with when I'm washing the dishes, driving to the store and walking down the aisles. The ones that you sing when you're driving in the car and as a singer you always go back to them.

3 Likes

I don't care whether you're driving a hybrid or an SUV. If you're headed for a cliff, you have to change direction. That's what the American people called for in November, and that's what we intend to deliver.

10 Likes

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.

19 Likes

Hollywood quotes

Sponsored Links

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

23 Likes

Baseball quotes

If we were driving pure hydrogen automobiles, that automobile would actually help clean up the air because the air coming out of the exhaust would be cleaner than the air going into the engine intake.

5 Likes

TRENDING

TRENDING TOPICS

Apr 26

ABOUT

Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us

OUR GOAL

Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.

© 2024 SearchQuotes™