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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
I am a drinker with writing problems.
I am a daylight atheist.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
I'd rather be dead than think about death.
When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.
I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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