I Have Long Known That It Is Part Of God's Plan For Me To Spend A Little Time With Each Of The Most Stupid People On Earth. - SearchQuotes

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I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

Bill Bryson

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