I Went Into A McDonald's Yesterday And Said, I'd Like Some Fries. The Girl At The Counter Said, Would You Like Some Fries With That? - SearchQuotes

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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, I'd like some fries. The girl at the counter said, Would you like some fries with that?

Jay Leno

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