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If a guy just broke up with his girlfriend, how long do you think is an appropriate time to wait before you...make a move?
You know what I figure, If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do
What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some paleontology term that I wouldn't know about because I'm just a waitress?
I can't believe Chip dumped me for that slut, Nancy Branson. You know, I'm taking him back. I don't care how much he begs.
Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Michelle Pfeffer,Elizabeth Hurley, Dorothy Hamel? Honey you do know, she only spins like that on ice.
Clearly, you don't want people to see it. Now I don't want people to see it either, but you so badly don't want people to see it makes me want to see it, you see?
No one, they are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because...because he pretended to be Drake too, to sleep with me.
I use my breasts to get other peoples attention.
Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh.
Yeah, totally, you are in such good hands and I am so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you wanna flirt a little bit but not in a gross way, just kind of like 'Oh, Mr Pinser, I can see where Wallas gets his good looks from.'
Maybe it means 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank that kast of the milk' or maybe 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I used your tweezers to pluck my nose hair.'
Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night. I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing.
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