TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
Denis Leary
27 Likes
Marriage quotes
27 Comments
RELATED QUOTES
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Bill Cosby
21 Likes
Marriage quotes
Memory quotes
Sponsored Links
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage
Erica Jong
75 Likes
Marriage quotes
Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three meals a day, sharing the workload and remembering to carry out the trash
Dr Joyce Brothers
4 Likes
Marriage quotes
Marriage enlarges the scene of our happiness and of our miseries. A marriage of love is pleasant, of interest, easy, and where both meet, happy. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendship, all the enjoyments of sense and reason, and,
Joseph Addison
562 Likes
Marriage quotes
Happiness quotes
Love quotes
Relationships quotes
Misery quotes
Happy Married Life quotes
Wedding Anniversary quotes
Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What will you have, sir?' And I said, 'A glass of hemlock.'
Ernest Hemingway
2 Likes
Marriage quotes
Sponsored Links
If we must lose wife or husband when we live to our highest right, we lose an unhappy marriage as well, and we gain ourselves. But if a marriage is born between two already self-discovered, what a lovely adventure begins, hurricanes and all.
Richard Bach
35 Likes
Marriage quotes
Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
Bertrand Russell
65 Likes
Marriage quotes
Men And Women quotes
Women quotes
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Benjamin Franklin
80 Likes
Funny quotes
Marriage quotes
Adultery quotes
'Tis melancholy, and a fearful sign Of human frailty, folly, also crime, That love and marriage rarely can combine, Although they both are born in the same clime; Marriage from love, like vinegar from wine - A sad, sour, sober beverage - by time Is s
Lord Byron
31 Likes
Marriage quotes
Kissing quotes
Love quotes
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Robert Anderson
15 Likes
Marriage quotes
Sponsored Links
Sometimes it was worth all the disadvantages of marriage just to have that: one friend in an indifferent world
Erica Jong
54 Likes
Marriage quotes
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one
Mae West
34 Likes
Marriage quotes
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 27
Achievement
Ambition
Celebrity
Ego
Ethics
Fake Girls
Fake Relationship
Father Son
Fearless
Gangsta
Good
Husband
I Love You For Her
Leadership
Liberty
Running
Self-knowledge
Short Bible Verses
Thinking Of Him
Wise
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™
