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Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take one for the team, or entertain a grenade or even decipher the bomb, if one comes. Ya know what I mean? Its a war out there.
These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is cuz theyre DTF.
Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!
We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina & her friend Gina.
Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.
It's T-Shirt time.
How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?
I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed out over someone else's relationship?? It's not right!
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I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting .. like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships and my sneakers are dirty!
Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she took a sh*t & he bought a vehicle. Excuse my language.
How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong to someone in this house?
Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties & Im like who the hells panties are these?!
Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the country. CABS ARE HERE!!!
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