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We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina & her friend Gina.
Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.
It's T-Shirt time.
How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?
I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed out over someone else's relationship?? It's not right!
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I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting .. like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships and my sneakers are dirty!
Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she took a sh*t & he bought a vehicle. Excuse my language.
How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong to someone in this house?
Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties & Im like who the hells panties are these?!
Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the country. CABS ARE HERE!!!
Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.
Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?
I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints! Thats how you know its gonna be a good night.
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