My Girlfriend Said To Me In Bed Last Night' 'you're A Pervert' I Said, 'that's A Big Word For A Girl Of Nine'. - SearchQuotes

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My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.

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