My Neighborhood Is So Bad. This Is How We Have To Order At The Drive-thru If We Wanna Stay Alive...

I got a little bit o black in me. I didnt get that big di.. though...I got bad credit, aint that a bi...?

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My wife is also a standup comic, so it's something for me that's awesome. She's a beautiful girl. I really married above my level. She was with me when I was a lot heavier and a lot broker and when you have that type of thing in your life you can do anything you're given.

Ralphie May

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I hate comics that try to change the world. That's not my job. That's for the king. I'm the jester. I'm there to make you laugh.

Ralphie May

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I have a lot of pride in the fact that I don't do a lot of fat material. I give people who are overweight a positive role model that their whole life doesn't have to be fixated on that.

Ralphie May

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