On Wednesday, A 55 Year-old Inmate Escaped From Rikers Island After He Convinced Guards That He Was A Lawyer. Guards Probably Should've Become Suspicious When He Was Wearing A Suit He Carved Out Of Soap. - SearchQuotes

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On Wednesday, a 55 year-old inmate escaped from Rikers Island after he convinced guards that he was a lawyer. Guards probably should've become suspicious when he was wearing a suit he carved out of soap.

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