One Of The Great Things About Female Nudity Is That At Least They Have The Comfort Of Knowing That Men Have All Different Kinds Of Preferences. There's Not That Many Women Out There Who Like Small Pen..es, But I Think I Came Out All Right. Let's See If I Ever Get A Date. - SearchQuotes

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One of the great things about female nudity is that at least they have the comfort of knowing that men have all different kinds of preferences. There's not that many women out there who like small pen..es, but I think I came out all right. Let's see if I ever get a date.

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