Well, Ive Been Lickin This Carpet For 3 Whole Hours And I Dont Feel Like A Lesbian. - SearchQuotes

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Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.

Eric Cartman

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